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Phineas and Ferb walked into the Danville Library. A quaint little place, perfect for a quiet reading session. Working in there was a man named Sherman. A soul patch wearing man, he sported glasses and a shirt as orange as the US president. He had once been a drummer for a band called "Lövë Händlë." It wasn't the two boy's favorite type of music (it was heaving metal) but the band was their parent's favorite band, and they were going to get it back together. It was their parent's anniversary after all. "Hello there," said a gleeful Phineas, with a glimmer in his eyes. "Are you the Drummer of Lövë Hä-" Befo

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